we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
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We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
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My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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