At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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