I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
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At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
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Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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