i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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