this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
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drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
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You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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