Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
