I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
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Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
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I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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