Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
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Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
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She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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