Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
accomplished twins. life is a go
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
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I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
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The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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