I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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