sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
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the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
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We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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