I'm lost and stupid without you.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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