I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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