Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
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I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
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This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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