this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
Randomize
