i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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