drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
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I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Walk of Shame today included voting.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
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i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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