I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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