How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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