You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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