let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
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I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
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Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...