Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
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I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
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I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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