the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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