Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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