i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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