She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
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matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
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Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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