"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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