i wish peter jackson would direct porn
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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