This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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