The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Randomize
