Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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