found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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