we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
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I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
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Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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