your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
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I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
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i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
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