How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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