why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
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