If that was your dad, he is hot
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
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she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
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We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
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