weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
