I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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