I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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