god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
well you can't waste a boner
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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