Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
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