it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
