I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
false alarm, still single
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