i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
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with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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