Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
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