this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
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