My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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