She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
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hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
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Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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