All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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