It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
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I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
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CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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