The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
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Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
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I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
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Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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