don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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