My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Naked Twister starts at high noon
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
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