I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
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I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
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the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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